tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.comments2011-09-19T21:04:20.356-04:00Last Sheep on the LeftShanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-61291668168187261882011-09-19T21:04:20.356-04:002011-09-19T21:04:20.356-04:00I was actually starting to like our kitten, but th...I was actually starting to like our kitten, but then she went and ate all the marshmallows in my bowl of Lucky Charms while I was getting milk out of the refrigerator. She crossed a line.Shanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-54675375256027811702011-09-18T20:36:32.397-04:002011-09-18T20:36:32.397-04:00You need a career in comedy. The cat picture is pe...You need a career in comedy. The cat picture is perfect and reminds me our new kitten. I'm sure he won't be content until one of us is wearing an eye patch.TheMizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877156441745632413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-1014792340295415412011-05-16T15:03:19.939-04:002011-05-16T15:03:19.939-04:00Have you tried a few beers for breakfast? Works f...Have you tried a few beers for breakfast? Works for me. That and 2 gallons of coffee. <br /><br />And, thanks to you, I just learned how to draw grass. Look out, world!Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-76628695862295668082011-05-09T12:38:19.229-04:002011-05-09T12:38:19.229-04:00I can't sleep at all for 3 months. According t...I can't sleep at all for 3 months. According to my doctor, the cause is I get wasted all the time.Sweet Lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04613556729394471187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-63291706894848871922011-05-07T08:49:38.795-04:002011-05-07T08:49:38.795-04:00I rarely have days like this anymore. i hate it wh...I rarely have days like this anymore. i hate it when I do though ):CKupkakes-Hime♥https://www.blogger.com/profile/04484471732745477484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-14824561344986580482011-05-04T10:36:13.368-04:002011-05-04T10:36:13.368-04:00I finally got a good look at one of my caffine ind...I finally got a good look at one of my caffine induced manic episodes when my husband had enough malice aforethought to whip out the video camera.<br />There is nothing like finding out you do a terrible cartwheel AND that you are a terminal asshole in one day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-1633949213414474742011-04-30T07:43:54.212-04:002011-04-30T07:43:54.212-04:00And the quote loves you.And the quote loves you.Shanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-78830608921752286682011-04-29T16:39:55.928-04:002011-04-29T16:39:55.928-04:00"Subsequently, which is one of my favorite wo..."Subsequently, which is one of my favorite words..."<br /><br />Heehee! Love that so much.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06977888919979444175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-28026204477622142312011-04-29T16:02:43.666-04:002011-04-29T16:02:43.666-04:00Mizz: Coffee is a whole other story for me.
Cale...Mizz: Coffee is a whole other story for me. <br /><br />Caleb: Mommy impersonator! Imposter! Fraud! Phony! Charlatan! <br /><br />...sorry. I'm sure you'd make a wonderful mother.Shanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-44171815816508824222011-04-29T13:05:26.174-04:002011-04-29T13:05:26.174-04:00Great story! Yes. Keep writing.
Have you ever...Great story! Yes. Keep writing. <br /><br />Have you ever seen how much caffeine -like, pure caffeine- it takes to kill someone? Crazy. <br /><br />You should set your alarm for 3AM, guzzle some Super Foxy Pow, and then wake up to the caffeine explosion. <br /><br />Yeah, I just changed your life. You're welcome. <br /><br />(where were you on *that* one, mom!)<br /><br />I'm your mom now. <br /><br />Wait... wait. Take that back.<br /><br />*scurries away*Calebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-1401973854312064162011-04-28T17:36:37.761-04:002011-04-28T17:36:37.761-04:00Haha....YAY! I am much the same, but with coffee, ...Haha....YAY! I am much the same, but with coffee, and I tend to start projects I can't finish.<br />You have a gift....keep honing it's abilities :)<br />Also....sharing this on my FB ^_^TheMizzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17877156441745632413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-45155034790085456822011-04-19T19:19:03.998-04:002011-04-19T19:19:03.998-04:00Next time I'm stuck in an unwanted conversatio...Next time I'm stuck in an unwanted conversation, I'm busting out one of these - it seems like it should work. Excellent stuff.<br /><br />(Hi, by the way - I just found your blog yesterday and I love your writing!)Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08177918271363095479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-57120027945348939392011-04-18T06:53:12.522-04:002011-04-18T06:53:12.522-04:00Come back! There is a gaping hole in my blog-readi...Come back! There is a gaping hole in my blog-reading and I'm feeling selfish :DChalkyMcDusthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10244016278396646639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-66619040348331929882011-04-13T12:04:11.895-04:002011-04-13T12:04:11.895-04:00I once hit an actual clown with an actual axe. The...I once hit an actual clown with an actual axe. The results were only funny to half of the people watching.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-13813744484184490032011-04-02T08:12:57.812-04:002011-04-02T08:12:57.812-04:00PS, in my home town in Northern Alberta, there is ...PS, in my home town in Northern Alberta, there is a giant moose-horse statue.Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-71342848992251615632011-04-02T08:12:20.628-04:002011-04-02T08:12:20.628-04:00Good stuff.Good stuff.Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-90760019410377552802011-04-01T19:19:53.000-04:002011-04-01T19:19:53.000-04:00The "welcome to hell" picture is basical...The "welcome to hell" picture is basically gallery worthy.Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-80045128163710833012011-03-27T20:28:05.921-04:002011-03-27T20:28:05.921-04:00What did you expect though? Sitting there, all lit...What did you expect though? Sitting there, all little, with that slutty bow in your hair. C'mon. C'MON!! <br /><br />Also, I used to invite my friends over to watch my cat have wet dreams. I don't really have a sentence that goes after that sentence.Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06977888919979444175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-32648456641328753732011-03-22T18:19:51.630-04:002011-03-22T18:19:51.630-04:00My brother would appreciate that quote. He seems t...My brother would appreciate that quote. He seems to think pickles are the pissed-off reincarnation of Hitler soaked in vinegar. Or something.Shanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-41650517244570366792011-03-22T15:10:05.215-04:002011-03-22T15:10:05.215-04:00Mostly correct, Caleb. My strategy is to tell craz...Mostly correct, Caleb. My strategy is to tell crazy stories for the purpose of making you think there are other crazy side plots within it, all for the ulterior purpose of distracting you from my insanity. Word to the nerd.Shanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-30475913283780343732011-03-22T12:09:22.781-04:002011-03-22T12:09:22.781-04:00*like*
Plus, your top-down view of the kitchen wa...*like*<br /><br />Plus, your top-down view of the kitchen was rockin'. <br /><br />Random associated thought: "“I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil - and the devil was dill.”<br /><br />-Mitch HedbergCalebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-10974038933374934382011-03-22T12:06:51.204-04:002011-03-22T12:06:51.204-04:00First, gross. I know animals get confused, but it...First, gross. I know animals get confused, but it's always gross. <br /><br />Second: "wasn't fully invested in his immediate environment." Great sentence. Reminds me of my brother. <br /><br />Third, the 'survival of the fittest' pic looks like there's about to be a cat gangbang, which is actually weirder than a 5th grade girl getting cat raped. <br /><br />Is that your strategy? Tell a crazy story only for the purpose of hiding other, crazier stories in it?<br /><br />I like it. Good work.<br /><br />CalebCalebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-19051894077711125232011-03-21T15:54:34.919-04:002011-03-21T15:54:34.919-04:00You make a good point. I've seen the cows down...You make a good point. I've seen the cows down the road ogling me with extreme desire.Shanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09594553546994038537noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-88381372188211602482011-03-21T10:21:24.848-04:002011-03-21T10:21:24.848-04:00Cat rape is an under reported yet serious crime. I...Cat rape is an under reported yet serious crime. It's victims carry the stigma of the violent yet bizarre act of bestiality and the shame of public humiliation.<br />"you got raped by a *snicker* what!?"<br />Don't cry. At least it wasn't a farm animal. THAT you would have never escaped from.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6792905364409685197.post-44703884263633758362011-03-20T09:40:37.781-04:002011-03-20T09:40:37.781-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Leverett Library - Noboruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14379097004871383361noreply@blogger.com