Hello. The name's Shani. SHAW-NEE. Nice to meet you.
Rather than talking at you in large paragraphs to kick things off, my dear reader, I am going to try something else. I like hands-on experiences, so we are going to play a game. It's called "Truths and a Lie." I'm going to divulge key details about my life in order to familiarize myself with you, and you have to decide which one is a lie. Sound fun?
1.
Once, I made a chain of toenail clippings by bending them into circles.
2.
I like to play guitar when no one else is around.
3.
Psst... Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT. Harharhar
4.
I get really good grades but I have no idea why because I have a terrible work ethic.
5.
I have to sniff my cat's head every time I see him because it smells really good.
6
I saw a moose once.
7.
I love chocolate. And cookies.
8.
I can't do the tongue-taco thing.
9.
I have a soft spot for 80's music.
10.
I am actually an old man disguised as a teenage girl.
11.
I love warming my arse by our pellet stove.
12.
I once fondled a chicken liver lovingly.
13.
I love collecting cacti.
14.
My life goal is to destroy every last spider on this planet.
15.
My socks currently do not match.
So? You think you know which one's the lie? I'll give you a hint:
I'm not wearing socks.
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
